August 30th, 2012

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"Detention" is pure "B"

Josh Hutcerson produced and is top billed in "Detention."
It's a young person's movie, fast and furious with jokes and B movie action.
Inspired by the early "Scream" movies, the film reaches a manic finale.
"Detention" is a good movie for free, but not for a paying audience.
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The hiding place of Sinister Simon



This archival footage reveals the hiding place of Sinister Simon, who made a home in the Cave of Cinema Dave.

The hiding place was the suitcase, which was sold in a silent auction to benefit the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival in 2011.

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Case Study: Sinister Simon in review

Sinster Simon has been living in Cinema Dave's Cave for many years.
Sinister Simon is now upset that Cinema Dave is cleaning out his apartment, the more books Cinema Dave sells, the more Cinema Dave cleans out his apartment. Sinister Simon has now begun plotting his evil plot!

Disgruntled and angry,
Sinister Simon is plotting to censor "The Adventures of Cinema Dave in the Florida Motion Picture World."
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Sinister Simon pays tribute to Christopher Plummer and BLAMES "The Adventures of Cinema Dave in the Florida Motion Picture World" for all of his personal problems.


Sinister Simon is losing sleep because Cinema Dave has been selling his book,
"The Adventures of Cinema Dave in The Florida Motion Picture World!" Sinister Simon is also upset that http://CinemaDave.Livejournal.com has been nominated for a Rondo Hatton Award



In his quest to censor "The Adventures of Cinema Dave in the Florida Motion Picture World" and find a place to freeload, Sinister Simon channels Madonna in an effort to gain more recruits for his cause.



Sinister Simon pays tribute to Justin Bieber and trashes the book,
"The Adventures of Cinema Dave in the Florida Motion Picture World."


Since "The Adventures of Cinema Dave in the Florida Motion Picture World" is selling better than expected, Sinister Simon makes plans to freeload off Linnea Quigley, legendary Scream Queen from "Return of the Living Dead," "Innocent Blood," Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers," "A Nightmare from Elm Street Part 4," "Corpses are Forever" and "Nightmare Sisters. At the moment of interuption, Linnea was busy selling "Mystery Boxes."


In his endless attempts to censor "The Adventures of Cinema Dave in the Florida Motion Picture World," Sinister Simon uses Frankie Frankenstein Monster against Cinema Dave !