October 31st, 2011

Cinema Dave  Swashbuckling ournalist and

Pool Closed

It was a dark and rainy night as Cinema Dave strolled the Swampy Empire.
He heard a noise, looked to his left and beheld an errie sight.

Three indviduals were frolicking in a small pool, marked by a big "POOL ClOSED" sign.
The three individuals were having fun and were celebrating the spirit of Nonconformity. Despite the raindrops on his glasses, Cinema Dave knew that this would be a wonderful picture for artistic purposes. Cinema Dave asked,
"MAY I take your picture?"

The lady with black hair replied, "Sure!"

Cinema Dave walked closer.
He placed the camera to his eye,
looked through the lens and
beheld the following sight;

Cinema Dave instructed the dark haired lady;
"Your heinie is going to me in the picture."

"Oh Good,"
the darkhaird lady said, as she lifted her black dress above her hips. Her blond haired friend swam into the shot. The purple headed man emphazied that the POOL was CLOSED.

Cinema Dave took the picture and showed it to the ftwo females.
"GREAT!" the darkhaired lady said.
"This will be an internet sensation," Cinema Dave said.
"Great! Now E-mail my ASS to....."

Cinema Dave forgot the E-mail address, but he did discuss this picture in his lecture the next morning. He encouraged his students to use picture as a starting point for a new horror movie. What if the Bare Bottom Black Haired Beauty was hired as the Morals Educator for the Local School Board.......

If you do create a movie based on his picture...please acknowledge
"The Adventures of Cinema Dave in the Florida Motion Picture World."http://www.adventuresofcinemadave.com/