This package arrived from some locker room in San Francisco.
Taking my trusty pocket knife, I started opening the box.
Was it the famed Crystal Skull from Akatar?
Perhaps a Treasure of the Sierra Madre?
Nope, it was the famous Black Bird sought after by the notorious Fatman!
The certificate of ownership reveals who the real owner of the Maltese Falcon is....
All fake dramatics aside,
this entry is a tribute to Ken Patterson and Associates from Haunted Studios. http://www.hauntedstudios.com/ Mr. Patterson provided me outstanding customer service in my pursuit of the famed Black Bird.