February 14th, 2006

Cinema Dave  Swashbuckling ournalist and

The Feast of Lupacalia !

"Valentine's Day" was once a Roman Holiday called "Lupercalia."
In this ritual,
the men would go out into the forest and skin animals.
Upon return,
the men would take wolf hides and beat their woman folk.

Given that I have Roman blood from Sicily,
now you know why I do not have a date for Valentine's Day.

There I will have to drown my sorrows and vote in the Rondo Hatton Awards;